One evening, while the other half was boring me to death watching football, I decided to have a look at game shows and how to apply for one. I had always considered myself to be the font of all useless quiz knowledge, and so decided I might as well put it to good use and earn some cash!! I logged on and did a quick search, a few sites came up directing to me to tv channel shows and then 'Who wants to be a Millionaire' caught my eye! I was an avid fan of the program and had shouted at the TV for a number of years, "if I could only get my arse in that seat" so I thought I would give it a go and be a millionaire! The instructions were 'to write about why you would make the show interesting in 200 words or less' an easy task for me, the women with a writing talent, ridiculous surname and a colourful and random job CV. The content contained the theme of Chipchase (my name) having previously owned a chipshop (Chapel Chipshop) and my other side line job of being th...